Tiger is walking through the clubhouse after a round and John Daly is sitting at the bar having a beer and he calls out to Tiger,
"C'mon and join me one time. Forget about the weight room for once and just have a beer with me."
Tiger says, "If I had your talent, John, I wouldn't need to hit the weight room," as he headed to the locker room.
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"The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions, that I wish it to be always kept alive. It will often be exercised when wrong, but better so than not to be exercised at all. I like a little rebellion now and then. It is like a storm in the atmosphere." - Thomas Jefferson, February 22, 1787
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