Funniest movie ever made? - Page 2

cre8flow · 03-01-2009, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by NVEmil

so you probably did'nt like "Waterworld" lol

from the storyline we know it wasnt written by an indian or an indigenous person

bigrun · 03-01-2009, 04:53 PM

Dancing with Wolves, IMHO, was the worst Academy nomination/winner i ever saw...
But that's just me.......

bigrun · 03-01-2009, 05:54 PM

Couple other favorites..

Rat Race....on the order of Mad mad World

Young Frankenstein...another Mel Brooks gem..

Scary Movie 3.......Leslie Nielsen does usual great job...

NVEmil · 03-01-2009, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by bigrun

Couple other favorites..

Rat Race....on the order of Mad mad World

Young Frankenstein...another Mel Brooks gem..

Scary Movie 3.......Leslie Nielsen does usual great job...

You know, Rat Race got panned but I liked it quite a bit and the movie had to be influenced by MMW, in fact I find if the critics hate a movie I've got a good chance of liking it.

They mentioned the Nielsen movies and those have to be on the top of a funny short-list.

***Slew*** · 03-01-2009, 06:19 PM

The Jerk
Big Lebowski
Anchorman
Office Space
There's Something About Mary

"I work with retards"
"Excuse me, but isn't that a little politically incorrect?"
"Fvck that, no one's going to tell me who I can and can't work with"

bigrun · 03-01-2009, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NVEmil

You know, Rat Race got panned but I liked it quite a bit and the movie had to be influenced by MMW, in fact I find if the critics hate a movie I've got a good chance of liking it.

They mentioned the Nielsen movies and those have to be on the top of a funny short-list.

Here's an off the wall movie i liked....Reminded me of some characters i knew way back..

Welcome To Collinwood ...takes place in Cleveland, Ohio.....bunch of misfits bungle a caper.
No big names, Luis Guzman and Michael Jeter...George Clooney has a small but funny part..

NVEmil · 03-01-2009, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigrun

Here's an off the wall movie i liked....Reminded me of some characters i knew way back..

Welcome To Collinwood ...takes place in Cleveland, Ohio.....bunch of misfits bungle a caper.
No big names, Luis Guzman and Michael Jeter...George Clooney has a small but funny part..

Interesting. I'll look for it. Hey, Clooney has got the caper bit mastered now ! The Ocean crew don't "bungle capers"........but I'll guess they are better funded. lol

whiteathame · 03-02-2009, 07:31 AM

Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
Abbott and Costello Meet the Invisible Man
Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy
Abbott and Costello Meet the Killer
Abbott and Costello in the Navy

Anything with Abbot and Costello!

bigrun · 03-02-2009, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by whiteathame

Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
Abbott and Costello Meet the Invisible Man
Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy
Abbott and Costello Meet the Killer
Abbott and Costello in the Navy

Anything with Abbot and Costello!

LOL.......i didn't mention them, figured most here wouldn't recognize them.....
Which of the movies was the one where they were rolling the bones....that routine was hilarious....

whiteathame · 03-02-2009, 08:44 AM

I think the dice routine was part of the "Abbott and Costello Show," a 1950's made-for-TV series.

Here's the script-

Dice

Abbott: Did you ever play dice?

Costello: No.

Abbott: (Turns to friends and winks) Oh well I'd like to show you Lou.

Costello: O.K.

Abbott: There's numbers on these dice from one to six. You roll them out
on the blanket and if you get a six and a one, that's a natural. you win.
A four and a three, that's a natural. You win.

Costello: Well that's all you do. Win.

Abbott: Well, no.

Costello: You mean you can lose too.

Abbott: Yes, once in a while. If you roll a two and a one, that's craps.
You lose. If you roll two sixes, that's craps. You lose. In other words--

Costello: You can win and you can lose.

Abbott: That's all there is to it. Now is that simple?

Costello: Can I play?

Abbott: You wanna play?

Costello: Yeah.

Abbott: O.K. Here you are. (hands Costello the dice)

Costello: What are these?

Abbott: Dice.

Costello: What do I do with those?

Abbott: Well you roll them out on the blanket.

Costello: O.K.

Abbott: Now what happens if you roll a seven? What do you win?

Costello: I win.

Abbott: Well what do you win?

Costello: Nothing.

Abbott: You don't want to win nothing. So we'll put some money on it
just to make it interesting.

Costello: I don't like to gamble.

Abbott: We'll call it bank night.

Costello: If my mom found out I was gambling, she'd put soap in my mouth.

Abbott: Call it bank night. Your mother plays bank night. All right. Put
your money down.

Costello: O.K.

Abbott: Alright. Seven you win, craps you lose.

Costello: O.K. Here I go. (Covers his eyes and rolls dice) WHEE! (rolls
a seven) I WIN!!! (goes to pick up the money)

Abbott: Wait. You don't pick it up right away.

Costello: I don't?

Abbott: Not right away.

Costello: But i do get to pick it up?

Abbott: Oh yes.

Costello: you mean i leave it lying there.

Abbott: Just for the time being.

Costello: Until it gets up to my chin.

Abbott: oh yes.

Costello: Then i send it down by truck.

Abbott: You can do it anyway you want. So you like it so far?

Costello: Oh it's a good game.

Abbott: How much do you want to shoot for now?

Costello: Fade that.

Abbott: (smacks costello as if he's hustling him) What's this "fade that"?

Costello: What did i say something wrong?

Abbott: You said it too darn right.

Costello: I heard it at the Rinky Dinks.

Abbott: What's the Rinky Dinks.

Costello: The club where i belong.

Abbott: Have you played before?

Costello: They wouldn't let me play. i'm too young. i saw the guys at the
Rinky Dinks. They had sugar and they put black marks on them and i heard a
kid go "WHEE" and i heard "fade that". Is that a bad word?

Abbott: No, it's alright. Just as long as you didn't play the game before.

Costello: No, too young. Starting tuesday i'm going out with girls.

Abbott: Oh, sure. I thought you played the game. O.K. go ahead.

Costello: My turn again?

Abbott: Yep. Seven you win, Craps you lose.

Costello: (covers his eyes and rolls dice) WHEE! (rolls seven) SEVEN
AGAIN!

Man #1: I think it's beginners luck.

Abbott: Hey that's it. Beginners luck. How much do you want to shoot for
now?

Costello: Let it Ride.

Abbott: (smacks Costello again as if he was hustling him)

Costello: What's the matter i heard that at the Rinky Dinks. I heard a guy
say that. Is that bad?

Abbott: Have you played this game before? don't lie to me louie.

Costello: They won't let me play.

abbott: i hope not. O.K. There's your dice. (hands costello dice)

Costello: I'm winning fair. ain't I?

Abbott: I don't know i have my doubts now.

Costello: (Covers his eyes and rolls dice) WHEE! (rolls eleven) Eleven.
what about that?

Abbott: That don't count. I don't know why they put those numbers on the
dice. don't mean anything but i'll give you another chance.

Costello: (Covers his eyes and rolls dice) WHEE! (rolls four)

Abbott: Four.

Costello: Little Joe.

Abbott: (smacks costello again)

Costello: i heard it at the rinky dinks.

Abbott: I ought to give it to you. If you roll a seven befroe you rolls
that four you lose.

Costello: (Covers his eyes and rolls dice) WHEE! (rolls three)

Abbott: you lose.

Costello: How come?

Abbott: What did you roll the first time?

Costello: Four.

Abbott: What did you just roll?

Costello: Three.

Abbott: Four and three is what?

Costello: Seven.

Abbott: That's all.

Costello: He didn't say anything about adding them up.

Abbott: Well you do that. Now we'll bet all the money. (rolls dice and
rolls eleven) Eleven's a natural.

Costello: ELEVEN DON'T COUNT! You were nice to me and i'm nice to you so
I'll give you another chance. (smacks Abbott in the butt) That's the only
place i can hit you.

Abbott: (rolls dice and rolls a six) Alright now six is my number. (rolls
another six)

Costello: SIX AGAIN! YOU LOSE! YOU LOSE! YOU LOSE!

Abbott: i got my point.

Costello: What did you roll first?

Abbott: six.

Costello: What did you just roll?

Abbott: Six.

Costello: Six and six is twelve. CRAPS, BOXCARS, BIG BENIES!!!

dgba50 · 03-02-2009, 11:01 AM

"Ruthless People" with Danny DeVeto and Bette Midler. 1986

Worst experience I ever had in a theater was watching "Jaws". First time the shark popped up the bozo woman behind me spilled her coke all over me.

bigrun · 03-02-2009, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NVEmil

Interesting. I'll look for it. Hey, Clooney has got the caper bit mastered now ! The Ocean crew don't "bungle capers"........but I'll guess they are better funded. lol

Clooney plays a wheel-chair bound SAFECRACKER.....trying to teach the misfits the ropes..funny..

bigrun · 03-02-2009, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dgba50

"Ruthless People" with Danny DeVeto and Bette Midler. 1986

Worst experience I ever had in a theater was watching "Jaws". First time the shark popped up the bozo woman behind me spilled her coke all over me.

Hey, that bozo woman was my wife.....and i told her to do it........lol......

bigrun · 03-02-2009, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by whiteathame

I think the dice routine was part of the "Abbott and Costello Show," a 1950's made-for-TV series.

Here's the script-

Dice

Abbott: Did you ever play dice?

Costello: No.

Abbott: (Turns to friends and winks) Oh well I'd like to show you Lou.

Costello: O.K.

Abbott: There's numbers on these dice from one to six. You roll them out
on the blanket and if you get a six and a one, that's a natural. you win.
A four and a three, that's a natural. You win.

Costello: Well that's all you do. Win.

Abbott: Well, no.

Costello: You mean you can lose too.

Abbott: Yes, once in a while. If you roll a two and a one, that's craps.
You lose. If you roll two sixes, that's craps. You lose. In other words--

Costello: You can win and you can lose.

Abbott: That's all there is to it. Now is that simple?

Costello: Can I play?

Abbott: You wanna play?

Costello: Yeah.

Abbott: O.K. Here you are. (hands Costello the dice)

Costello: What are these?

Abbott: Dice.

Costello: What do I do with those?

Abbott: Well you roll them out on the blanket.

Costello: O.K.

Abbott: Now what happens if you roll a seven? What do you win?

Costello: I win.

Abbott: Well what do you win?

Costello: Nothing.

Abbott: You don't want to win nothing. So we'll put some money on it
just to make it interesting.

Costello: I don't like to gamble.

Abbott: We'll call it bank night.

Costello: If my mom found out I was gambling, she'd put soap in my mouth.

Abbott: Call it bank night. Your mother plays bank night. All right. Put
your money down.

Costello: O.K.

Abbott: Alright. Seven you win, craps you lose.

Costello: O.K. Here I go. (Covers his eyes and rolls dice) WHEE! (rolls
a seven) I WIN!!! (goes to pick up the money)

Abbott: Wait. You don't pick it up right away.

Costello: I don't?

Abbott: Not right away.

Costello: But i do get to pick it up?

Abbott: Oh yes.

Costello: you mean i leave it lying there.

Abbott: Just for the time being.

Costello: Until it gets up to my chin.

Abbott: oh yes.

Costello: Then i send it down by truck.

Abbott: You can do it anyway you want. So you like it so far?

Costello: Oh it's a good game.

Abbott: How much do you want to shoot for now?

Costello: Fade that.

Abbott: (smacks costello as if he's hustling him) What's this "fade that"?

Costello: What did i say something wrong?

Abbott: You said it too darn right.

Costello: I heard it at the Rinky Dinks.

Abbott: What's the Rinky Dinks.

Costello: The club where i belong.

Abbott: Have you played before?

Costello: They wouldn't let me play. i'm too young. i saw the guys at the
Rinky Dinks. They had sugar and they put black marks on them and i heard a
kid go "WHEE" and i heard "fade that". Is that a bad word?

Abbott: No, it's alright. Just as long as you didn't play the game before.

Costello: No, too young. Starting tuesday i'm going out with girls.

Abbott: Oh, sure. I thought you played the game. O.K. go ahead.

Costello: My turn again?

Abbott: Yep. Seven you win, Craps you lose.

Costello: (covers his eyes and rolls dice) WHEE! (rolls seven) SEVEN
AGAIN!

Man #1: I think it's beginners luck.

Abbott: Hey that's it. Beginners luck. How much do you want to shoot for
now?

Costello: Let it Ride.

Abbott: (smacks Costello again as if he was hustling him)

Costello: What's the matter i heard that at the Rinky Dinks. I heard a guy
say that. Is that bad?

Abbott: Have you played this game before? don't lie to me louie.

Costello: They won't let me play.

abbott: i hope not. O.K. There's your dice. (hands costello dice)

Costello: I'm winning fair. ain't I?

Abbott: I don't know i have my doubts now.

Costello: (Covers his eyes and rolls dice) WHEE! (rolls eleven) Eleven.
what about that?

Abbott: That don't count. I don't know why they put those numbers on the
dice. don't mean anything but i'll give you another chance.

Costello: (Covers his eyes and rolls dice) WHEE! (rolls four)

Abbott: Four.

Costello: Little Joe.

Abbott: (smacks costello again)

Costello: i heard it at the rinky dinks.

Abbott: I ought to give it to you. If you roll a seven befroe you rolls
that four you lose.

Costello: (Covers his eyes and rolls dice) WHEE! (rolls three)

Abbott: you lose.

Costello: How come?

Abbott: What did you roll the first time?

Costello: Four.

Abbott: What did you just roll?

Costello: Three.

Abbott: Four and three is what?

Costello: Seven.

Abbott: That's all.

Costello: He didn't say anything about adding them up.

Abbott: Well you do that. Now we'll bet all the money. (rolls dice and
rolls eleven) Eleven's a natural.

Costello: ELEVEN DON'T COUNT! You were nice to me and i'm nice to you so
I'll give you another chance. (smacks Abbott in the butt) That's the only
place i can hit you.

Abbott: (rolls dice and rolls a six) Alright now six is my number. (rolls
another six)

Costello: SIX AGAIN! YOU LOSE! YOU LOSE! YOU LOSE!

Abbott: i got my point.

Costello: What did you roll first?

Abbott: six.

Costello: What did you just roll?

Abbott: Six.

Costello: Six and six is twelve. CRAPS, BOXCARS, BIG BENIES!!!

Checked their site.....The Dice Routine is from the movie Buck Privates.........

Afleet · 03-02-2009, 04:07 PM

In no particular order: Clerks, Something about Mary, Old School, Caddyshack, Fletch, Animal House

petespocketfull · 03-02-2009, 04:51 PM

last night i watched SPELLBOUND the hitchcock flick starring gregory peck and ingrid bergman. the a scene toward the end were they are skiing down the hill so he can remember if he killed his brother by accident or not. well they are skiing down the hill super fast and they show side shots and distance shots of people skiing down the hill real quick. then they go to a frontal shot of there faces and they are super calm looking back at each other almost like they are sitting in chairs glancing back in forth as the background movie behind them making it look like they are skiing is freakin hauling asz! lol! expect something a little better from hitchcock.

salvedor dali dream sequence.

VitoTheCapper · 03-02-2009, 05:44 PM

Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle.

Cheech and Chong Up In Smoke.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre(love grampa with the hammer)..LOL

dgba50 · 03-02-2009, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigrun

Hey, that bozo woman was my wife.....and i told her to do it........lol......

grrrrrrrr

dgba50 · 03-02-2009, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigrun

Hey, that bozo woman was my wife.....and i told her to do it........lol......

While in the Army I was catching a flight out of Atlanta. I went to a theater downtown and saw "Gone With the Wind". When Sherman started burning Atlanta the natives really got restless. I was glad I wasn't in uniform. They might of roughed up the nearest Yankee.

scratch1 · 03-05-2009, 01:47 PM

Good ones mentioned so far. I've gotten jaded as I've gotten older. I don't
watch comedies much anymore.

"The Sting"
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"
"Stripes"
"Splash"
"Caddyshack"
"Ghostbusters"
"Vacation" and "Christmas Vacation"
"Mr. Mom"
"Bad News Bears"

My dad and I watch "Let It Ride" every year during Derby Week. It still
cracks me up.

fort erie pro · 03-05-2009, 05:58 PM

caddyshack
back to school
recently enjoyed tropic thunder

YAMAN20 · 03-06-2009, 04:53 AM

40 year old virgin
meet the parents
something about mary

petespocketfull · 03-06-2009, 01:16 PM

The Adventures of Ford Fairlane

"i wouldnt trust that chick as far as i can bowl her."

jvquinn · 03-07-2009, 03:31 PM

Not much of a movie goer(can't get even there) but I liked
A Fish Called Wanda

goatchaser · 03-07-2009, 08:37 PM

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Ralph the Cat · 03-01-2010, 06:02 AM

suprised no one mentioned a Jim Carey movie...

Ocala Mike · 03-01-2010, 06:45 AM

I'm sure this one got mentioned early on (I didn't read the whole thread):

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

Movie had me laughing so hard, it hurt.

Ocala Mike

bigrun · 03-01-2010, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Ralph the Cat

suprised no one mentioned a Jim Carey movie...

My wife hates Carey....and i don't care much for him....That Truman movie was decent and the one i like best was Me Myself and Irene....but it wasn't Carey i liked, it was his three black sons....they were hysterical....all three brilliant...they told the youngest when he had a problem figuring something out .'you gonna have to go to Duke'...like that was a low grade college...

bigrun · 03-01-2010, 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ocala Mike

I'm sure this one got mentioned early on (I didn't read the whole thread):

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

Movie had me laughing so hard, it hurt.

Ocala Mike

Yeah it was mentioned above, where i mentioned The Rat Race...it was compared to MMMMworld....couple months ago watched it again for about the dozenth time....
Have you seen The Hurt Locker yet?....wild war flick and up for academy awards....
Also have you seen The Phantom of the Opera, 2005 movie...Gerald Butler and Emmy Rossum star...fell in love with Emmy's voice....must see...

Ocala Mike · 03-01-2010, 09:51 AM

Yeah, I love the music in Phantom; didn't care for Butler in that role or singing it, but she made up for it. By the way, remembering this is a horse-racing site, pay attention to Biancone's horse, CHRISTINE DAAE (named for the heroine in Phantom).

Haven't caught The Hurt Locker yet, but hear it's a good one.

Ocala Mike

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bigrun Status: Super Horse Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pa/Va Posts: 6,067	Couple other favorites.. Rat Race....on the order of Mad mad World Young Frankenstein...another Mel Brooks gem.. Scary Movie 3.......Leslie Nielsen does usual great job... __________________ 'i distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because i notice it always coincides with their own desires' - Susan B. Anthony, American feminist(1820-1906) 'It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument'..William Gibbs McAdoo, American government official (1863-1941 'You can always spot a well-informed man--his views are the same as yours'-LLka CHASE,author,actress and humorist (1905-1978)

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whiteathame Status: Grade II Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: 15 minutes from Laurel Posts: 1,076	I think the dice routine was part of the "Abbott and Costello Show," a 1950's made-for-TV series. Here's the script- Dice Abbott: Did you ever play dice? Costello: No. Abbott: (Turns to friends and winks) Oh well I'd like to show you Lou. Costello: O.K. Abbott: There's numbers on these dice from one to six. You roll them out on the blanket and if you get a six and a one, that's a natural. you win. A four and a three, that's a natural. You win. Costello: Well that's all you do. Win. Abbott: Well, no. Costello: You mean you can lose too. Abbott: Yes, once in a while. If you roll a two and a one, that's craps. You lose. If you roll two sixes, that's craps. You lose. In other words-- Costello: You can win and you can lose. Abbott: That's all there is to it. Now is that simple? Costello: Can I play? Abbott: You wanna play? Costello: Yeah. Abbott: O.K. Here you are. (hands Costello the dice) Costello: What are these? Abbott: Dice. Costello: What do I do with those? Abbott: Well you roll them out on the blanket. Costello: O.K. Abbott: Now what happens if you roll a seven? What do you win? Costello: I win. Abbott: Well what do you win? Costello: Nothing. Abbott: You don't want to win nothing. So we'll put some money on it just to make it interesting. Costello: I don't like to gamble. Abbott: We'll call it bank night. Costello: If my mom found out I was gambling, she'd put soap in my mouth. Abbott: Call it bank night. Your mother plays bank night. All right. Put your money down. Costello: O.K. Abbott: Alright. Seven you win, craps you lose. Costello: O.K. Here I go. (Covers his eyes and rolls dice) WHEE! (rolls a seven) I WIN!!! (goes to pick up the money) Abbott: Wait. You don't pick it up right away. Costello: I don't? Abbott: Not right away. Costello: But i do get to pick it up? Abbott: Oh yes. Costello: you mean i leave it lying there. Abbott: Just for the time being. Costello: Until it gets up to my chin. Abbott: oh yes. Costello: Then i send it down by truck. Abbott: You can do it anyway you want. So you like it so far? Costello: Oh it's a good game. Abbott: How much do you want to shoot for now? Costello: Fade that. Abbott: (smacks costello as if he's hustling him) What's this "fade that"? Costello: What did i say something wrong? Abbott: You said it too darn right. Costello: I heard it at the Rinky Dinks. Abbott: What's the Rinky Dinks. Costello: The club where i belong. Abbott: Have you played before? Costello: They wouldn't let me play. i'm too young. i saw the guys at the Rinky Dinks. They had sugar and they put black marks on them and i heard a kid go "WHEE" and i heard "fade that". Is that a bad word? Abbott: No, it's alright. Just as long as you didn't play the game before. Costello: No, too young. Starting tuesday i'm going out with girls. Abbott: Oh, sure. I thought you played the game. O.K. go ahead. Costello: My turn again? Abbott: Yep. Seven you win, Craps you lose. Costello: (covers his eyes and rolls dice) WHEE! (rolls seven) SEVEN AGAIN! Man #1: I think it's beginners luck. Abbott: Hey that's it. Beginners luck. How much do you want to shoot for now? Costello: Let it Ride. Abbott: (smacks Costello again as if he was hustling him) Costello: What's the matter i heard that at the Rinky Dinks. I heard a guy say that. Is that bad? Abbott: Have you played this game before? don't lie to me louie. Costello: They won't let me play. abbott: i hope not. O.K. There's your dice. (hands costello dice) Costello: I'm winning fair. ain't I? Abbott: I don't know i have my doubts now. Costello: (Covers his eyes and rolls dice) WHEE! (rolls eleven) Eleven. what about that? Abbott: That don't count. I don't know why they put those numbers on the dice. don't mean anything but i'll give you another chance. Costello: (Covers his eyes and rolls dice) WHEE! (rolls four) Abbott: Four. Costello: Little Joe. Abbott: (smacks costello again) Costello: i heard it at the rinky dinks. Abbott: I ought to give it to you. If you roll a seven befroe you rolls that four you lose. Costello: (Covers his eyes and rolls dice) WHEE! (rolls three) Abbott: you lose. Costello: How come? Abbott: What did you roll the first time? Costello: Four. Abbott: What did you just roll? Costello: Three. Abbott: Four and three is what? Costello: Seven. Abbott: That's all. Costello: He didn't say anything about adding them up. Abbott: Well you do that. Now we'll bet all the money. (rolls dice and rolls eleven) Eleven's a natural. Costello: ELEVEN DON'T COUNT! You were nice to me and i'm nice to you so I'll give you another chance. (smacks Abbott in the butt) That's the only place i can hit you. Abbott: (rolls dice and rolls a six) Alright now six is my number. (rolls another six) Costello: SIX AGAIN! YOU LOSE! YOU LOSE! YOU LOSE! Abbott: i got my point. Costello: What did you roll first? Abbott: six. Costello: What did you just roll? Abbott: Six. Costello: Six and six is twelve. CRAPS, BOXCARS, BIG BENIES!!! __________________ I love my country but the government scares the hell out of me. Support Homeland Security by fighting terrorism at home. ~~~~ Buy an AK for each member of your family! ~~~~ >>>>>> Remember to be VERY nice to your kids.<<<<<<

03-02-2009, 11:01 AM	#41 (permalink)
dgba50 Status: Grade II Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Wa. Posts: 1,411	"Ruthless People" with Danny DeVeto and Bette Midler. 1986 Worst experience I ever had in a theater was watching "Jaws". First time the shark popped up the bozo woman behind me spilled her coke all over me. __________________ This is the law of the Yukon, and ever she makes it plain: "Send not your foolish and feeble; send me your strong and your sane" ----------Robert Service

03-02-2009, 04:07 PM	#45 (permalink)
Afleet Status: Grade II Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: prison Posts: 1,965	In no particular order: Clerks, Something about Mary, Old School, Caddyshack, Fletch, Animal House __________________ "The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples' money"-Margaret Thatcher "If you're not a liberal when you're young, you have no heart. If you're not a conservative when you're older, you have no brain." Michelle Caruso-Cabrera CNBC Bob DiCesare Buffalo News: "The only reason the Kentucky Derby remains the most exciting two minutes in sports is that 11 of Mizzou’s scoring drives haven’t taken that long."

03-02-2009, 04:51 PM	#46 (permalink)
petespocketfull Status: Hall of Famer Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: rancho mirage, ca Posts: 41,081	last night i watched SPELLBOUND the hitchcock flick starring gregory peck and ingrid bergman. the a scene toward the end were they are skiing down the hill so he can remember if he killed his brother by accident or not. well they are skiing down the hill super fast and they show side shots and distance shots of people skiing down the hill real quick. then they go to a frontal shot of there faces and they are super calm looking back at each other almost like they are sitting in chairs glancing back in forth as the background movie behind them making it look like they are skiing is freakin hauling asz! lol! expect something a little better from hitchcock. salvedor dali dream sequence.

03-02-2009, 05:44 PM	#47 (permalink)
VitoTheCapper Status: Grade I Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: I Currenty living in Coral Springs/ Parkland Florida and Spenmd time in the West Indies. Posts: 4,517	Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle. Cheech and Chong Up In Smoke. Texas Chainsaw Massacre(love grampa with the hammer)..LOL __________________ I have always believed helping your fellow man is profitable in every sense, personally and bottom-line." __________________

03-05-2009, 01:47 PM	#50 (permalink)
scratch1 Status: Grade II Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Louisville KY Posts: 1,256	Good ones mentioned so far. I've gotten jaded as I've gotten older. I don't watch comedies much anymore. "The Sting" "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" "Stripes" "Splash" "Caddyshack" "Ghostbusters" "Vacation" and "Christmas Vacation" "Mr. Mom" "Bad News Bears" My dad and I watch "Let It Ride" every year during Derby Week. It still cracks me up. __________________ "Ils Sont Parti"

03-05-2009, 05:58 PM	#51 (permalink)
fort erie pro Status: Grade II Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: new england Posts: 1,911	caddyshack back to school recently enjoyed tropic thunder

03-06-2009, 04:53 AM	#52 (permalink)
YAMAN20 Status: Grade III Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: whitby,ontario Posts: 698	40 year old virgin meet the parents something about mary __________________ Marty: Eight's the one, I'd stake my life on it. Jay Trotter: They've got a $2 minimum bet. Looney. "He pissed it all away!" Let It Ride (1989)

03-06-2009, 01:16 PM	#53 (permalink)
petespocketfull Status: Hall of Famer Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: rancho mirage, ca Posts: 41,081	The Adventures of Ford Fairlane "i wouldnt trust that chick as far as i can bowl her."

03-07-2009, 03:31 PM	#54 (permalink)
jvquinn Status: Grade II Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 1,446	Not much of a movie goer(can't get even there) but I liked A Fish Called Wanda

03-07-2009, 08:37 PM	#55 (permalink)
goatchaser Status: Grade I Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: El Monte, California Posts: 4,414	Monty Python and the Holy Grail

03-01-2010, 06:02 AM	#56 (permalink)
Ralph the Cat Status: Grade I Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Stuck on a chain link fence near the Mexican Border Posts: 3,422	suprised no one mentioned a Jim Carey movie...

03-01-2010, 06:45 AM	#57 (permalink)
Ocala Mike Status: Grade II Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 1,400	Funniest movie ever made? I'm sure this one got mentioned early on (I didn't read the whole thread): It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World Movie had me laughing so hard, it hurt. Ocala Mike Last edited by Ocala Mike : 03-01-2010 at 06:48 AM.

03-01-2010, 09:51 AM	#60 (permalink)
Ocala Mike Status: Grade II Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 1,400	Funniest movie ever made? Yeah, I love the music in Phantom; didn't care for Butler in that role or singing it, but she made up for it. By the way, remembering this is a horse-racing site, pay attention to Biancone's horse, CHRISTINE DAAE (named for the heroine in Phantom). Haven't caught The Hurt Locker yet, but hear it's a good one. Ocala Mike