Del Mar - "The Big Eased-y" - Trackchampion Handicapping Contests For Horse Bettors

pirzamm · 08-06-2006, 04:52 PM

Del Mar, Race 3 - The last three finishers were all eased.

***Slew*** · 08-06-2006, 04:54 PM

So nobody won?

bbob1972 · 08-06-2006, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Slew

So nobody won?

LOL! The racing officials went to the Lost in The Fog connections and asked Greg Gilchrist if he could envision who would have won if the race was completed. New show coming to TVG this fall titled, "That So Gilchrist".

rxb · 08-06-2006, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Slew

So nobody won?

Instant contender for Post of the Year.

Here's how it is at Dmr: the chalk wins, unless it breaks down. People keep pouring mix into their Cola-Cola in an effort to try to have a good time by forgetting how lamentable the racing product is. The meatwagon is making so many trips onto the track that it is now considered an air quality threat. Although, it can round up two or three horses on a single trip these days, so from a logistical standpoint they're happy because they've got a full load.

youbetwho · 08-06-2006, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by rxb

Here's how it is at Dmr: the chalk wins, unless it breaks down. People keep pouring mix into their Cola-Cola in an effort to try to have a good time by forgetting how lamentable the racing product is. The meatwagon is making so many trips onto the track that it is now considered an air quality threat. Although, it can round up two or three horses on a single trip these days, so from a logistical standpoint they're happy because they've got a full load.

What a clever, witty post. You captured the essence of the meet thusfar. Thank you very much.
You ought to start a blog somewhere - I think grandiloquent.com is available

rxb · 08-06-2006, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by youbetwho

What a clever, witty post. You captured the essence of the meet thusfar. Thank you very much.
You ought to start a blog somewhere - I think grandiloquent.com is available

I would've but I thought that you had already registered that name for yourself.

Oh wait, no. With over 1,200 posts in just three months as a member, verbose.com would be your site, right? Or ineedalife.com, perhaps.

youbetwho · 08-06-2006, 11:23 PM

You and all would be better served by your returning to your adolescence and it's interaction with Strat-O-Matic and your later life compiling Beyer figures and passing them off as your own.

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pirzamm Status: Allowance Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 204	Del Mar - "The Big Eased-y" Del Mar, Race 3 - The last three finishers were all eased.

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*Slew* Status: Administrator Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 14,068	So nobody won? __________________ "The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions, that I wish it to be always kept alive. It will often be exercised when wrong, but better so than not to be exercised at all. I like a little rebellion now and then. It is like a storm in the atmosphere." - Thomas Jefferson, February 22, 1787

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youbetwho Status: Grade I Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,611	You and all would be better served by your returning to your adolescence and it's interaction with Strat-O-Matic and your later life compiling Beyer figures and passing them off as your own. __________________