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Old 04-07-2008, 04:15 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default One thing that TVG has over HRTV......

Is their women hosts. Christina Olivares needs no introduction and Nancy Ury isn't bad, where as Carolyn Conley and Joanne Jones both look like they were hit by the same bus.

This should probably be in off topic, but I'd figure that I'd say something positive about TVG for once.
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"At HRTV, instead of showing the start of the Preakness Day card we show you an informerical of some queer trying to sell something. Have a nice day."

Oops.....we at TVG did it again, instead of showing live racing at the Meadowlands we're going to give you last night's action at Los Al. Enjoy.
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Old 04-07-2008, 08:44 PM   #2 (permalink)
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excellent point. advantage tvg. hrtv had christina in its infancy but foolishly let her slip away. easy on the eyes and not annoyingly opinionated. everything a host should be. save the opinions for the local feeds like the mountaineer show where mountainmans information and opinions make the show.when i see and hear joanne jones i just want to take a gigantic mallet and whack my head continously until she shuts up.

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Old 04-07-2008, 08:51 PM   #3 (permalink)
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A fat annoying guy who calls himself the Sarge, and isn't afraid to say "F*CK on live TV?

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Old 04-07-2008, 08:57 PM   #4 (permalink)
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A fat annoying guy who calls himself the Sarge, and isn't afraid to say "F*CK on live TV?

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man was that classic. dvr'd that "fuk" by the sarge and bring it out whenever i need a laugh. love the passion
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Old 04-07-2008, 08:58 PM   #5 (permalink)
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would love to have heard that

could probably sell it on the open market
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Old 04-07-2008, 09:00 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Wish it was on Youtube....anything
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Old 04-07-2008, 09:30 PM   #7 (permalink)
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No Youtube but here is a funny one with the sarge

YouTube - Nick Hines - Real American


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Old 04-07-2008, 09:53 PM   #8 (permalink)
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when i see and hear joanne jones i just want to take a gigantic mallet and whack my head continously until she shuts up.
I tried that. My arm got real tired.

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Old 04-07-2008, 10:27 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I tried that. My arm got real tired.

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My arm was fine. I quit because blood was getting all over my forms.
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Old 04-07-2008, 10:28 PM   #10 (permalink)
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My arm was fine. I quit because blood was getting all over my forms.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 04-08-2008, 05:23 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I remember Christina layed out some wild $24 p3 at Philly one time. She used 9 horses. All 3 races combined had 17 or 18 horses. I kept wondering if there was even 1 combination that would pay $24. After starting with a 4/5 I knew she couldn't make money. I felt so bad for her I was hoping she lost so she wouldn't be embarrassed. She won about $16.00. Someone needed to spank her with Nancy's paddle.
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Old 04-08-2008, 08:16 PM   #12 (permalink)
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They don't have Joyce, Onaka, Weaver. The quarters.
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Old 04-08-2008, 08:17 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Someone needed to spank her with Nancy's paddle.
I'll volunteer.

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Old 04-08-2008, 08:37 PM   #14 (permalink)
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They don't have Joyce, Onaka, Weaver. The quarters.
the only thing i despise more than qtr horse racing is les onaka.
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Old 04-09-2008, 01:07 PM   #15 (permalink)
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the only thing i despise more than qtr horse racing is les onaka.
I'm still laughing from this statement.

He plays a perfect role to Weaver & Joyce's hilarious role. If you watch this show(which it appears that you don't) you would see how idiotic that you sound. Onaka is perfect for the quarters. If you have a show about the quarters, you should have people that know exactly what there talking about, rather than having Chris Kotulak get on there.
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Old 04-09-2008, 03:50 PM   #16 (permalink)
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the only thing i despise more than qtr horse racing is les onaka.
Despise seems a little much don't you think? Here's a guy that puts his heart and soul into everything he does. Conducts himself both on and off camera as a consumate professional and loves his sport and much as anyone I've ever seen.

Wouldn't it be great if everyone cared about excellence in thier job like Les does in his? I know it sure would be for me!

Obviously you're entitled to your opinion. I respect that.

I'm just sick of all the haters.

Sheesh! Enough already!!!
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Old 04-09-2008, 04:40 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I'm still laughing from this statement.

He plays a perfect role to Weaver & Joyce's hilarious role. If you watch this show(which it appears that you don't) you would see how idiotic that you sound. Onaka is perfect for the quarters. If you have a show about the quarters, you should have people that know exactly what there talking about, rather than having Chris Kotulak get on there.

That show should be a model for what TVG puts on. Onaka is the perfect by the book/quarter horse guru guy. Weaver also knows his stuff, but no one ever knows what he might do at any given moment. Last, but not least, Mike Joyce is the perfect host because he can be a smart aleck at times and isn't afraid to throw his two cents in. Case in point, when Les and Dave had their "whoever picks the fewest winners gets hit with a pie" contest and it turned out that both guys whacked each other at the end of the show because they tied, I probably laughed for about 10 minutes.

Wolf and Baedeker come close at times, but as you and I have said before, The Quarters is a standout.


And Vic, it's sucks in a way that you have to head back down south for the upcoming Hollywood meet. You've done a fantastic job over at Bay Meadows for what sadly appears to be their final meet.
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And while we're at it, can we end the Ken Rudulph experiment already.......please?

"At HRTV, instead of showing the start of the Preakness Day card we show you an informerical of some queer trying to sell something. Have a nice day."

Oops.....we at TVG did it again, instead of showing live racing at the Meadowlands we're going to give you last night's action at Los Al. Enjoy.
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Old 04-09-2008, 04:45 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Les O is definitely a major plus for TVG. There isn't anyone on that network that does more homework. He's your consummate trip handicapper and knows the sport inside out. by the way, I think Carolyn Connelly's a babe. She just needs to ditch the frowns and smile more. And no female on either network--no one!!--holds a candle to Millie Ball.
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Old 04-09-2008, 04:49 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Les O is definitely a major plus for TVG. There isn't anyone on that network that does more homework. He's your consummate trip handicapper and knows the sport inside out. by the way, I think Carolyn Connelly's a babe. She just needs to ditch the frowns and smile more. And no female on either network--no one!!--holds a candle to Millie Ball.
Carolyn Connelly is 9 feet tall with giant man hands.
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Old 04-09-2008, 05:39 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Carolyn Connelly is 9 feet tall with giant man hands.
LMAO.


And good call on Millie Ball, Wickel.
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And while we're at it, can we end the Ken Rudulph experiment already.......please?

"At HRTV, instead of showing the start of the Preakness Day card we show you an informerical of some queer trying to sell something. Have a nice day."

Oops.....we at TVG did it again, instead of showing live racing at the Meadowlands we're going to give you last night's action at Los Al. Enjoy.
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Old 04-09-2008, 05:45 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Carolyn Connelly is 9 feet tall with giant man hands.
Pete,

That's an exaggeration and not nice. And I think that is incorrect.

I heard she is 17 hands.

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Old 04-09-2008, 06:53 PM   #22 (permalink)
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