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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: The Delta
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Here's a personal favorite of mine.
07:41 PM Верещагин Registering
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I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically. I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, "What for?" I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar." If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know? I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. "Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes." OK, so what's the speed of dark? |
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