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Status: Super Horse
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: San Francisco
Posts: 7,124
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Great minds think alike, I saw that and was going to post something similar,funny.
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"The American people will never knowingly adopt Socialism. But under the name of 'liberalism' they will adopt every fragment of the Socialist program, until one day America will be a Socialist nation, without knowing how it happened." Norman Thomas 1948 |
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Status: Grade II
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: 15 minutes from Laurel
Posts: 1,023
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I explained to my doctor that I feared that I was breaking-down. He asked me, "why?" I said, my lady friend told me that "after 50 years, our sex was just not as good as it used to be and that I should see a doctor." "When did she tell you that," my doctor asked. I said, "twice last night and then, again this morning."
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Status: Super Horse
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Southside VA
Posts: 5,491
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Always dread that visit to my Practologist....Saw his young intern this visit..
Had me lay down on the table and checked out my extremites....then had me get up and bend over the table and pull down my shorts.. Then he placed his left hand over my left shoulder.....no, it was his right hand over my right shoulder.....wait a minute, that sumbitsch hand both hands over both shoulders!!!..WTF!!
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